RPAC god pageant contestants

Early voting is open for “A Night in Ancient Greece’s” RPAC god pageant. You can support your favorite candidate by making an investment of $1 per vote. All donations from the contest will go to RPAC. To vote, you MUST be a member of CABOR, OAR, NAR, or another local REALTOR(R) association.

Remember to sign up for A Night in Ancient Greece today!  Contestants will compete at A Night in Ancient Greece  on July 12th, with the winner crowned that evening. Thanks to  Nations Lending Corp. for sponsoring the RPAC god competition.

In no particular order, here are your 2013 RPAC god pageant contestants. Scroll to the bottom to cast your vote! Note: for every $50 worth of votes, your name will be entered into a drawing for an iPad Mini. Winner will be announced at A Night in Ancient Greece.


NAME: Joe Dirk

AGE: barely legal

BODY TYPE: Purely awesome

LIKES: Loan Officers, Appraisers, Home Inspectors, fellow REALTORS, Long walks on the Wendy Park beach with Mike Valerino

DISLIKES:  Cold showers & undervalued appraisals

GOALS: To prove once and for all that the other gods can not hold a torch to me.

SPECIAL TALENTS: Twerking/(Booty Bouncing),  Playing with fire, & others that can’t be mentioned.

WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? I would like to see CABOR smash their goal of $50,000 in RPAC investments for 2013 while having fun doing so.



NAME: God of Thunder & Rock -n- Roll (aka Michael Smith)

AGE: Immortal

BODY TYPE: Rock starish

LIKES: Loud Music & Expanding my kindom

DISLIKES: People that drive slow in the fast lane!

GOALS: Get my handicap below 8 & take over the universe.

SPECIAL TALENTS: “Eating lightning and crapping thunder” -Rocky …but also crooning, ping pong & horse shoe throwing.

WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? If loving RPAC is wrong, I don’t want to be right.




NAME: Tony Geraci

AGE: Immortal. I stopped aging this year at 43.

BODY TYPE: god-like

LIKES: The voices in my head. I know they are not real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

DISLIKES: Temptations… I run from them…but slowly, so they can catch up to me.

GOALS: Total world domination.

SPECIAL TALENTS: I can see the future. I knew you would ask me this.

WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? Because there is not a lot of time.  Humanity is losing it’s geniuses. Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died…and I am not feeling well today.


NAME: John Lynch

AGE: 29

BODY TYPE: Loveable

LIKES: Your mom

DISLIKES: Houses without plumbing

GOALS: To rule the world

SPECIAL TALENTS: Being too sexy for his toga

WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? Ever since I was a baby god, it has been my dream to be god of RPAC.



Remember, for every $50 worth of votes, your name will be entered into a drawing for an iPad Mini.

Advanced voting is closed. Cast your vote at A Night in Ancient Greece, July 12, 2013.

RPAC disclaimer

RPAC contributions are not deductible for income tax purposes. Contributions to RPAC are voluntary and are used for political purposes. The amount suggested is merely a guideline and you may contribute more or less than the suggested amount. You may refuse to contribute without reprisal and the National Association of REALTORS® or any of its state associations or local boards will not favor or disfavor any member because of the amount contributed. 70% of each contribution is used by your state PAC to support state and local political candidates. Until your state PAC reaches its RPAC goal 30% is sent to National RPAC to support federal candidates and is charged against your limits under 2 U.S.C. 441a; after the state PAC reaches its RPAC goal it may elect to retain your entire contribution for use in supporting state and local candidates.




2 responses to “RPAC god pageant contestants

  1. Michael Smith says:

    God of Thunder & Rock & Roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Lori Saucier says:

    I voted for my favorite Gods……too hard to just choose one!

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