RPAC god pageant contestants
Early voting is open for “A Night in Ancient Greece’s” RPAC god pageant. You can support your favorite candidate by making an investment of $1 per vote. All donations from the contest will go to RPAC. To vote, you MUST be a member of CABOR, OAR, NAR, or another local REALTOR(R) association.
Remember to sign up for A Night in Ancient Greece today! Contestants will compete at A Night in Ancient Greece on July 12th, with the winner crowned that evening. Thanks to Nations Lending Corp. for sponsoring the RPAC god competition.
In no particular order, here are your 2013 RPAC god pageant contestants. Scroll to the bottom to cast your vote! Note: for every $50 worth of votes, your name will be entered into a drawing for an iPad Mini. Winner will be announced at A Night in Ancient Greece.
AGE: barely legal
BODY TYPE: Purely awesome
LIKES: Loan Officers, Appraisers, Home Inspectors, fellow REALTORS, Long walks on the Wendy Park beach with Mike Valerino
DISLIKES: Cold showers & undervalued appraisals
GOALS: To prove once and for all that the other gods can not hold a torch to me.
SPECIAL TALENTS: Twerking/(Booty Bouncing), Playing with fire, & others that can’t be mentioned.
WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? I would like to see CABOR smash their goal of $50,000 in RPAC investments for 2013 while having fun doing so.
BODY TYPE: Rock starish
LIKES: Loud Music & Expanding my kindom
DISLIKES: People that drive slow in the fast lane!
GOALS: Get my handicap below 8 & take over the universe.
SPECIAL TALENTS: “Eating lightning and crapping thunder” -Rocky …but also crooning, ping pong & horse shoe throwing.
WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? If loving RPAC is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
AGE: Immortal. I stopped aging this year at 43.
BODY TYPE: god-like
LIKES: The voices in my head. I know they are not real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
DISLIKES: Temptations… I run from them…but slowly, so they can catch up to me.
GOALS: Total world domination.
SPECIAL TALENTS: I can see the future. I knew you would ask me this.
WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? Because there is not a lot of time. Humanity is losing it’s geniuses. Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died…and I am not feeling well today.
BODY TYPE: Loveable
LIKES: Your mom
DISLIKES: Houses without plumbing
GOALS: To rule the world
SPECIAL TALENTS: Being too sexy for his toga
WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE 2013 RPAC GOD? Ever since I was a baby god, it has been my dream to be god of RPAC.
Remember, for every $50 worth of votes, your name will be entered into a drawing for an iPad Mini.
Advanced voting is closed. Cast your vote at A Night in Ancient Greece, July 12, 2013.
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